1st day of school??✏️ Teaching my boy how to roast EARLY?? pic.twitter.com/ll8esRDwgP
— Wuzzam Supa (@WuzzamSupa) August 11, 2016
School is for learning, everybody knows that, but it can also be a cruel place full of evil little kids. It’s just the harsh reality of little kids, big mouths and tiny hearts, they don’t care. One New Orleans mom got proactive this week for her son’s first day of school though, and decided to preempt all the nastiness by teaching her son to defend himself. No, not by fighting, on their way to drop him off to school this Mom Of The Year candidate taught her son how to roast kids.
The little guy is clearly a novice, but he was off to a good start calling his imagined foe “fatter than Mark Henry,” referring to the massive WWE star. The intent was there, the delivery and polish was lacking though and that’s when his mom stepped in, teaching him some of the nuances of sh*t-talking. “You could say that, but you gotta say ‘Boy you built like Mark Henry.'”
From there the lesson continued, with his mom eventually teaching him how to be quick from the hip should a roasting battle occur. Improvisation is key, and his mom is clearly a veteran here offering that savvy, telling the boy “you really gotta utilize the stuff around you.”
After that she gives some examples of an impromptu cafeteria roasting session, and the kid catches on quick. Granted, he’s no Gary Peyton or Kevin Garnett just yet, but with just that one minute crash course he’s able to rattle off “boy you ol’ stop sign head” off the cuff so he’s got a good foundation for now.
