By: 10.31.06

He's not just a pretty face: Tom Brady disemboweled the Vikings last night. I'm pretty sure that after the game he raped some cherleaders and set fire to the Metrodome as well, just because he thought purple was a stupid color for vikings. And, seeing as how Kissing Suzy Kolber's Big Daddy Drew, a devout Vikings fan, taunted me relentlessly after the Seahawks lost to the Vikings, I found this blowout immensely enjoyable. So thanks, Dreamboat. You and I both know that SI's Andrew Perloff is an overrated journalist.

I think the real key to the Patriots' victory — other than the Vikings not going for it on 4th-and-30 after thee straight sacks in the 4th quarter — was Coach Bill Belichick. He had his players repeat a mantra: Clear eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose. Which is similar to Fred Smoot's Big Dong. Two ends. Both chicks., but somewhat less effective in inspiring a team to play as one.

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