COLLEGE IS FUN, EXCEPT WHEN THE COPS COME
ALBERT PUJOLS IS A DICK

MAYBE THEY CAN CHEER FOR THE PANTHERS

By 10.25.06

Three saucy little minxes high school cheerleaders in Colorado were handcuffed and led away by security guards for their involvement in a prank.

The three allegedly put paper over a portion of a sign in front of Douglass Valley Elementary School, leaving it to read "ass Valley Elementary School," said school spokeswoman Nanette Anderson.

Ah, Ass Valley. What I wouldn't give to live there. The property values are just too high, though.

Oh, and the headline from the Denver Post article? High school cheerleaders handcuffed. Which is a crazy coincidence, because I just had that dream last night. Or is it not a coincidence if I have that dream every night? I'll need a ruling from the Sexy Coincidence Committee.

(Credit goes to Peter Schrager for finding the story.) 


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