While making an appearance on Letterman, Pete Rose admitted to using greenies during his playing days to cut weight, which makes sense. He's kind of a fatty.
Wait a sec, why the fuck is this even a story? EVERYONE used greenies. And why did Letterman even have this parasite on his show? There wasn't anyone more relevant available? Couldn't they have gotten someone from the cast of The Surreal Life? You can't tell me Charo was busy. Whichever security guard let this guy on the set should be fired.
I'm not for or against Pete Rose getting reinstated into baseball; I just want whichever shuts him up. Paris Hilton giving the keynote speech at the Paris Hilton Is Great convention would be less irritating.