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ZINEDINE ZIDANE IS NOT JOINING MLS

By 02.09.07

I got it. Zizou's in America. His World Cup head butt was fucking sweet. But for Chrissakes, he's here for fucking Fashion Week, not MLS.

This is like that time I went to France. Everybody thought I was there to go to war, just because it seemed like a logical place to conquer. But I was all, Jeez, I'm just here for the wine and cheese. And to casually stalk Laetitia Casta. Stupid gendarmes. Like it's my fault she should have gotten better locks for those windows. 


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