This photo from Lookout Landing encapsulates why the Mariners of a decade ago were so much more likable than today's Mariners (you know, besides the fact that they didn't suck). Make all the gay jokes you like, but goosing other guys during photo ops is guaranteed hilarity every time. Especially when it's douchebags who can't hit the ball out of the infield like Willie Bloomquist.
In other baseball news, the defending champion St. Louis Cardinals are now 0-3 after getting outscored 20-2 in their series against the Mets, and Barry Bonds hit a home run in a loss, kicking off a season-long "Baseball Tonight" boner-fest every time that jackass takes a cut. Okay, I get it: he has a lot of career home runs. Just leave it alone until #755 already.
Man, three days of baseball and I'm already pissed at it. Thanks, ESPN.
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