A month ago, Devil Rays rookie Elijah Dukes marched into the school where his wife teaches and flipped out to the extent that a sheriff's deputy had to show up and ban him from the property. And that's one of their nicer exchanges, according to his wife, Nishea Gilbert Dukes.
[Gilbert] told the court in another filing [for a restraining order] Thursday that her husband threatened to kill her and sent a photo of a handgun to her cell phone.
She played the St. Petersburg Times a voice mail message she said was from Dukes: "You dead, dawg," says an angry voice. "I ain't even bulls——-. Your kids, too."
Ah, the blessed union of holy marriage. To halve and to choke-hold, as long as the bitch still lives. Might want to get a sitter for the kids, though. Because he's not even bullshitting.
Also see: Deadspin and the FanHaus, the latter of which has the extended quote: "Hey, dawg. It's on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain't even bulls——-. Your kids too, dawg. It don't even matter to me who is in the car with you. N—–, all I know is, n—–, when I see your m—–f——- a– riding, dawg, it's on. As a matter of fact, I'm coming to your m—–f—— house." Aww, young love! It's like that sugary chick flick Domestic Disturbance.
I want more like this!
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