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TIGER WOODS IS STILL GOOD AT GOLF

By 05.07.07

Tiger Woods spent his Sunday walking around a beautiful green park, occasionally using sticks to put a little white ball into holes placed around the park.  For hitting the little white ball more efficiently than anyone else (he finished -13), he was paid $1.134 million and named the winner of the Wachovia Championship at Quail Hollow in Charlotte, N.C.

Somebody named Steve Stricker placed second, unable to capitalize on Woods's 3-putt double bogey on the 13th hole.  Phil Mickelson tied for third at nine under, and several other people enjoyed lovely walks in the sun.

Good God that was dull.  This is what happens when the weekend editor writes about all the good stories on Sunday.  Kevin got Roger Clemens's fat ass and Steve Nash's bloody nose (and Tony Parker's bitching and crying and flopping).  I get nature walks.  Fuckin' Mondays, man.


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