More sex after big wins – It's the reason the population in the NY area will be so low in 70 years.
By : Rob
06.21.2007 @ 4:14 PM
I wish I liked soccer enough that it would make me want to fuck my girlfriend.
By : tone5000
06.21.2007 @ 4:19 PM
If I could say "pineapple chunks" like that…I would work it into every other sentence.
By : simononsports
06.21.2007 @ 4:22 PM
Will Nadal be wetdreaming about it???
By : devang
06.21.2007 @ 4:33 PM
braver than a bullfighter with no knickers on!!
Ouch!! If they serve the matador's nuts, are they still rocky mountain oysters?
By : Michael
06.21.2007 @ 5:40 PM
I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a little scared of him.
By : Dan Daoust
06.21.2007 @ 5:55 PM
That was a pretty sweet goal, though. So sweet, in fact, it surely made the nipples of all supporters of Real Madrid as hard as Tiger Woods', while shrinking their testicles to the size of pre-sucked cher–
Aw, what the fuck am I doing.
By : nen065
06.22.2007 @ 12:31 AM
there is actually more to this clip. literally having more of a orgasm when the game is over.
By : nen065
06.22.2007 @ 12:34 AM
By : cardsrul
06.22.2007 @ 12:42 AM
He's no David Faherty, that's for sure..
By : Aaron
06.22.2007 @ 12:36 PM
My coworkers think I'm crazy, I cant stop laughing.
By : Bloof
06.22.2007 @ 1:56 PM
I'm stroking my big white beard, thinking this fucktard is overshadowing the event.
But this is soccer, and it would be overshadowed by Mr. Rogers on valium.
By : AllThatIsMan
06.22.2007 @ 2:56 PM
This guy sounds like Will Ferrel is writing his jokes