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'AGE OF LOVE' REACHES CLIMAX

By 08.07.07

Not quite retired former tennis star Mark Philippoussis, 31, made his big decision on last night's finale of NBC's "Age of Love," the reality show in which Philippoussis had to choose between "kittens" in their 20s and "cougars" in their 40s.  With his final two winnowed down to Amanda Salinas, the incredibly dumb and boring 26-year-old with a body that could make boiled spaghetti hard, and Jen Braff, a moderately interesting 48-year-old MILF who looked a dozen years younger, Philippoussis shocked the world by… selecting the younger chick he wanted to bone more.

Interestingly, both of the final two women came to the show from sports-related jobs.  Amanda was a dancer for the Nashville Predators, and Jen is an assistant to LA Lakers owner/drunk driver Jerry Buss.  And while Amanda's terrifyingly shiny forehead weirded me out the entire episode, Jen came off as the only person on the show who was remotely interesting.  Not that she had much competition.  I've sat through physics lectures that were more interesting than Philippoussis.  Well, okay, so I've never taken a physics class.  But I got pretty good at the ball-and-cup game, which is pretty much the same thing.

In conclusion, looks matter and all women should be as hot as Jen at the age of 48


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