Note to the Beckham Public Relations Department: more
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She's too skinny. Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck her until my dick bled, but she could gain a few pounds.
Also, its never too early for vodka, Matt. Don't have to wait until noon. Screwdrivers go with every breakfast. Including cocoa pebbles.
You know A-Rod's thinking, man this chick would be hot if she only put on a few more pounds of muscle
HHY- for a moment there I thought you were talking about the picture on the right which both had me seriously laughing and seriously questioning your preferences.
is Beckham ever going to play more than 10 minutes of soccer in this country ?
did Beckham throw at the first yesterday or did he kick it to home plate ?
they play soccer in this country?
Well, now it's confirmed. Becks likes to grab a rod.
Here's a fun game: pick out which of these tow earns $25 million per year for underwhelming in the clutch, is obsessive about his image, and has his sexuality questioned daily. Go on, guess.
BlackCap, come on man……you know me. You know my love for nice, big butts. Wait, that could be construed as gay, too. I mean, I like dudes. SHIT!
The fact of the matter is that the media circus has invested entirely too much time in an ex-phenom soccer(GAY!) star (FAG!) and a washed up, blip on the radar pop-star (who I would shag the hell out of), and f'd up by hyping stadiums to be sold out to watch whatever shitty, gay hometown soccer team play the LA something or others… i think they feel the need to give themselves some sort of self gratification by taking photos of him with stars and ripping off old commercials he did when he used to be good (see reggie bush addidas commercal, it was originally a rugby commercial). Soccer is gay.
Paris Hilton thinks the Beckhams are over-exposed.
Hugh B. Brown, thank you for giving me a headache, i'm stumped
The best way to start your day Matt is a BloodyMary with a splash of some Posh (without a bra), and of course to check the Yanke…….signed off…..
HHY, I am a little slow on the uptake this morning. And I agree with your assessment, I like girls with more of an hourglass figure then "boys with breasts" as one ex-girlfriend said to me.
A-Rod to Beckham: "Can you really bend it?"
-1 WSW11. Rants are inappropriate here unless they're funny.
If Becks isn't in his underpants or, at the very least shirtless, then the picture shouldn't be published. That should be some sort of condition of his visa.
<Note to self, stop forgetting Smello is a female>
A few things:
Beckam's too female looking for A-Rod. It would never work between them.
You'll stick up for Posh and Becks but not for New Jersey? What gives?
(To paraphrase myself)
Hey, look at the sexually ambiguous media whore choke artist who seems to prefer men!
NO – The OTHER sexually ambiguous media whore choke artist who seems to prefer men!
I just wish those 2 sacks of shit would go back to their own country and take a lot of our douche bag celebrities with them.
Someone must have told Kornheiser that Beckham was a Nazi sympathizer
This pisses me off: why the fuck are people complaining about him not playing? He's fucking injured! If Michael Jordan was injured, nobody would throw hissy fits all day long, make shitty signs like "Bench it like Beckham". And some people who complain that it's only an ankle injury seem to forget that you play soccer with your fucking feet!
And I'm surprised there isn't a "GayRod" mention. That would have burned him in 3rd grade.
austin is a douche
I know :(
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