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JERRY JONES IS A PARAGON OF SELF-RESPECT

By / 08.10.07

I always thought that part of owning an NFL team was having fuck-you money.  And the point of having fuck-you money is that you can throw dollars at people to make asses of themselves for your personal enjoyment.  So why Cowboys owner Jerry Jones subjected himself to doing a Papa John's commercial, I don't know.  Unless they offered him free Papa John's pizza.  Who can turn something like that down?  The man's not made of stone. Plastic tubing, botox, and cobra venom, maybe — but not stone.

(Thanks to the boys at Kissing Suzy Kolber for sharing.) 


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