In what is either a really interesting story or just another reason to fire up the ol' Rumormobile, Internet sleuth Tony points out that Canadian porn star Tiffany Towers — whom I've never head of until just now, honest — has a MySpace page that lists Chargers linebacker/steroid user Shawne Merriman as one of her top friends.
What does this mean? Has Merriman been spending part of his off-season in well-weathered parts of Canadia? Or are he and Towers just humping? Answer: it's possible!
Let this be a lesson for all you young bloggers out there: nothing is too pointless to blow out of proportion, especially if it gives you a reason to post a picture of a porn star. I didn't get where I am today by posting facts, that's for sure. Of course, where I am is a halfway house in Brownsville, Texas following six months of self-destructive crystal meth addiction. No one ever said keepin' it real would be easy.