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PAULY SHORE STILL ALIVE, MAKING MOVIES

'THIS POPCORN IS GOOD'

By / 09.06.07

I get a fair amount of hate mail.  Well, not so much hate mail as indignant mail.  "What's your problem with the South/St. Louis/Ohio/hookers?" they all say. (Note: I never get indignant mail from hipsters. It would require caring about something.)  The truth is, I've got nothing against any of those places or people.  I only really like to make fun of people who embrace their stereotype, thus reinforcing everyone's notion that a stereotype is the proper lens for viewing other people.

What I'm trying to say is that this pasty little Midwestern piglet at a Colts game disgusts me.  God, even his wrists are fat.  I can only hope heart disease outpaces medical technology in the coming years.

[Kissing Suzy Kolber


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