The NBA season is just around the corner, and it looks more and more like the Lakers' Kobe Bryant is determined to Vince Carter his way into trade. But lost causes are Ryan Parker's specialty, and in this video he begs for Jerry Buss and Kobe to work out their differences. The song's all sincere and, like, semi-professional sounding, so it feels kinda weird posting it here. Usually I just find some jackass in a Bears jersey playing the kazoo or whatever, so I'm sorry if you're disappointed.
(Hmmm… Note to self: find jackass in Bears jersey playing kazoo.)