I guess Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian hosted a party on Saturday night at Privé at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas, and if you expect me to say something besides Bush is a fragile failure and Kardashian's a dumb whore, you've come to the wrong place, Holmes. Because my fantasy team and (less important) the Saints aren't any less fucked by his performance this year, and she hasn't magically gone to college and gotten an actual job.
Oh gosh I'm just so envious of rich and beautiful people. Look at Kim! She's so sexy and chic! (And she's been pounded by more black dudes than a skinhead in prison.) And Reggie. I love how he just keeps it so real (like the way he breathes through his mouth and sports a Yankees hat despite being born and raised in southern California). It's so nice to see two honest, smart young role models find love with each other.