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By 03.02.08

After a drunken argument that ended in a bar brawl an enlightened discussion with some classy Notre Dame fans at the tavern last night concerning the match with DePaul today, I placed an ill-advised call to my local independent businessman this morning to support my vainglorious boasting with my pocketbook. Alas, my beloved Blue Demons let me down yet again as the Fightin' Irish defeated them 98-91

"From the get-go, we've kind of bounced around a little bit trying to understand who we are, what we can do well," DePaul coach Jerry Wainwright said. "I feel where we good about where we're headed. We have to get better; we just have to get better."  

Uh, what? At least he feels good about where the team's headed (I think that's what he was saying), while I feel good that I don't have to save money for retirement because DePaul's penchant for making games close will certainly cause me massive cardiac arrest. Oh well, if you don't want to send me money, send some so With Leather staffers can send the Chief to meet the Power Rankings leader:

ScarJo is raising money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay that begins tomorrow, March 3, the Sunday Mirror reports.  Oh, did we mention that the highest bid wins a date with the silver screen siren? The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2009 red carpet premier of her upcoming film, He's Just Not That Into You.

Just mark the envelope Jameson Fund c/o KD, I'll make sure it's used wisely. -KD 


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