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What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. Home teams in ALL CAPS.
FOX Sunday Programming over SELECTION SUNDAY — "Oh boy, they're about to announce ANOTHER NAME!" Dude, just wait half an hour and look it up online.
ROCKETS over Bobcats — Nationally televised tonight on ESPN. Could be a trap game, but I don't think Adelman will let the team look past Charlotte.
LAKERS over Rockets — On Sunday's ABC game to snap the streak at 21. Yes, it's the same pick that everyone else is making. I don't care.
Fresh Air over WRECKS GALORE — I'm going to do my best to go outside on Sunday, but on the off chance that a March blizzard hits, I may check up on the NASCAR race — the Bristol track is a short, violent course that promises lots of yellow flags. Hooray, chance of carnage!
Driving Across the Country over WITH LEATHER'S WEEKEND SHIFT — KD is taking his first weekend off since… well, since I can remember. I'll be filling in for him, because it's easier than hiring someone to do so for me. So don't you fuckers even think about going anywhere.