Two lesbians attending a Mariners game at Safeco Field were asked to leave by security after a mother complained about their public display of affection. Sirbrina Guerrero claims she only gave her date a peck on the lips, but that didn't stop some uptight cunt from bitching to security.
"And he (the security guard) goes 'there's a lady whose son says he saw you guys making out, and I did, too. And you have to stop.' And I said 'well, we weren't making out, but we were kissing and I'm not going to stop,'" said Guerrero…
"(The security guard said) the mom doesn't want to explain to the kids why two girls are kissing. So I said 'well, I'm not going to stop, so you'll have to kick me out. So he said 'so I suggest you leave then,"' she said.
This story is absolutely shocking to me. I mean, look at Guerrero. She's downright not unattractive. I live in the lesbianest neighborhood in the world, and I can testify that lezzies are nothing like those awesome lesbians in porn. I can barely even identify most lesbians as female human beings. When I see two lesbians kiss, I'm always like, "Man, those two ugly dudes sure have baggy cargo shorts."
What's the problem here? Two chicks kissing is way more watchable than anything the M's have done on the field this year.
REALITY TV WHORE-Y UPDATE: As hunky tipster Burt Destruction noted, Sirbrina is on MTV's "A Shot at Love II with Tila Tequila," a show so awful and vapid it makes "The Bachelor" sound like a Mamet film. More on Sirbrina here and here.
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