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By / 06.17.08

Redskins tight end Chris Cooley asked his readers to come up with original inquiries for quarterback Jason Campbell, and they certainly didn't disappoint.  A selection from the "Ask a Redskin" Q&A:

Q: Jason, have you ever smelled the back of your left hand (the one that's securely lodged under the center's sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? I would imagine that hand would have to go through a thorough decontamination process after every game and practice.
A: For everyone to know if you don’t take a bath your butt crack stinks and I think that's what Rabach does to me. Imagine sweating for 2 hours and you're Casey Rabach and you're really hairy and stinky. Rabach has even farted on my hand which is a feelin that never really wears off. I can actually feel it while we’re doing this interview right now. After each practice and game the first thing I do is wash my hands of all that chaotic stuff running off his sweaty, nasty body.

Notice that Campbell never actually answers the question.  The indirect response is a sure sign that he's a man who's been tempted — and burned — by curiosity.  And it certainly explains why Campbell spends so much time outside the pocket — he's probably searching for fresh air.

[FanIQ


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