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MIKE SCIOSCIA HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS

By / 06.12.08

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USA Today has a glowing feature on Angels manager Mike Scioscia today — does USA Today do anything but glowing features? — and the former Dodgers catcher deflects his immense success with hearty doses of self-deprecation…  And hearty doses of gravy!  Fatty!

"I don't wear my World Series rings anymore," says Scioscia, who actually proposed to Anne, his wife of 23 years, over a drive-through dinner at In-N-Out Burger. "I'm too fat. They don't fit."

Awww, give the lardass a break.  He deserves to treat himself after recovering from radiation sickness

[FanHaus


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