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By / 06.13.08

For reasons that scientists have yet to discover, Minnesota Timberscrub Marko Jaric is still dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, as you can see from these photos of them at American Ballet Theatre’s Noche Latina held earlier this week. (Side note: before anyone disses the ballet, I recommend checking out ABT’s Gillian Murphy and Irina Dvorovenko.)

You know, I can accept that star athletes date supermodels.  That’s their God-given right for being ungodly rich superhuman physical specimens who are generally better than I am in most facets of life.  But this… this isn’t right.  If Jaric’s eyes were any closer together he’d be a cyclops.  He makes lemurs and owls look walleyed.

Suicide-inducing UPDATE: They got engaged yesterday.

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