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GIRL GOES RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE WIRE

By / 07.24.08

An 8-year-old girl was kicked out of a tennis tournament in New Zealand when it was discovered that she was wearing an earpiece broadcasting instructions from her father. Jessica Simpson knows what that's like. She's got that brain chip in her head that cycles messages of her father to "show more of those luscious tits!"

Officials decided to disqualify Ukranian-born Anastasiya Korzh from a junior tennis tournament on New Zealand's South Island after they discovered wire in the girl's headband.

But Anastasiya's father Demetri – an international wrestling coach – claimed he was not helping her cheat.

He said he turned to technology on the third day of tournament after noticing a number of suspicious calls and believed his daughter was having trouble keeping score.

'It was obvious girls were taking advantage of Ana because she was playing for the first time,' he said. 'I was trying to help my child and there was a miscommunication. It is like she has been punished twice.'

At least until we get home and I get to punish her for a third time. Nothing toughens up a young budding tennis pro like a strict regiment of regular beatings. And then I rebroadcast them on closed circuit television for my other daughter to watch. I have a doubles team to build here.


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