What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. One team or another in ALL CAPS.
WHEREVER SHE AT over Tour de France – Unless it's some seaside area near the course. I doubt it. Coordinates please.
Angels over ATHLETICS – Because this is apparently the best baseball match-up of the weekend. And one of the teams just dealt one of their starters to the Cubs. And there's still half a season left to go!
HAVING YOUR NUTS RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER AFTER BEING SET ON FIRE AND LANCED BY INFECTED NEEDLES over Meet Dave – And it's not even close.
Wladimir Klitschko over TONY THOMPSON – Because I think Klitschko will win. And because I want to employ the patented With Leather jinx since I'm pulling for Thompson.
So concludes another Sexy Friday. Play it safe over the weekend and as a rule of thumb: Don't Do What Matt Jones Does. Which is suck at life.