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By / 07.11.08

What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.  One team or another in ALL CAPS.

WHEREVER SHE AT over Tour de France – Unless it's some seaside area near the course. I doubt it. Coordinates please.

Angels over ATHLETICS – Because this is apparently the best baseball match-up of the weekend. And one of the teams just dealt one of their starters to the Cubs. And there's still half a season left to go!

HAVING YOUR NUTS RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER AFTER BEING SET ON FIRE AND LANCED BY INFECTED NEEDLES over Meet Dave – And it's not even close.

Wladimir Klitschko over TONY THOMPSON – Because I think Klitschko will win. And because I want to employ the patented With Leather jinx since I'm pulling for Thompson.

So concludes another Sexy Friday. Play it safe over the weekend and as a rule of thumb: Don't Do What Matt Jones Does. Which is suck at life. 


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