Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun may be having an MVP-caliber season, but all those home runs or whatever are pretty boring compared to his day
Then she went home to the luckiest douchebag on the face of the planet.
Do supermodels like Jews.
I want to be a Jew
Wouldn't it have made more sense if he would have done an ad for Braun, not Remington? Pierce Brosnan should have done the Remington ad.
The look on his face = "Duh…hot girl….uh….duh….uh"
/assuming I would be no different
Jeez in picture #2 Marissa's glove looks like it needs some help breaking in. I could help her with that.
Me:"Who are you?"Her: "Marisa Miller"Me: *Pulls pants down* Oh yeah, now I recognize you!
Ryan: Can I shave you with this Remington electric razor?
Aren't you that chick that I imagine having barnyard sex while I masturbate with my thumb up my ass? Nice to finally meet you in person!
that dog smells blood.
When a loose ball got to the fence, it was Miller, in a pink top, black shorts and black tennis shoes, chasing it down. Waiting in the outfield with ball in hand was Braun, dressed in an Affliction T-shirt and designer jeans, with his dog.
“Shouldn’t you be in a bikini on a beach?” Braun asks Miller.
“Shouldn’t you be signing some kid’s ball?” Miller responds.
The script ends here. What the bloody hell? They're supposed to start noisily fucking each other. At least that's the way it goes in all the videos in my collection.
That dog better be sporting a massive red rocket.
Dog: Wonder if she has any peanut butter?
Marisa: "Red Rocket, Red Rocket"
since it hasn't been said:
fuck yes, dog, dude, dude