$5.5 MILLION FOR DATING TIM BURTON
THE NOTORIOUS M.O.V.I.E.

…AND STAY OUT

By / 09.24.08

Just days after Lions’ vice chairman Bill Ford publicly stated that bumbling oaf and team president/GM Matt Millen should be fired, Jay Glazer has reported that the reign of incompetence is finally over:

Millen was informed of the move last night during a late-night high-level meeting. This morning several people within the building confirmed that he had large packing boxes in his office and he made his way around to different employees telling them of the move.

It is unclear if Millen was fired or removed himself from the equation…

I like to think it was neither.  The way I see it, an angry mob stood outside the complex with torches and pitchforks, and the Fords tossed Millen into the crowd in order to save themselves.  Then the crowd was like, “Actually, we were just here to demand more environmentally friendly cars from the Ford Corporation.”  But I’d like to think that they had the common sense to stab and burn him to death anyway.


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