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DILDO-WHIPPING FROWNED UPON IN AUSTRALIA

By / 09.04.08

“Mad Monday” is the day after the Australian Football League’s regular season ends. It’s when the players whose teams didn’t make the playoffs go wild and crazy, because they don’t have to do those things expected of them during the season. Things like “not do drugs” and “stay sober” and “hit women with dildos.”

[Carlton star Brendan] Fevola was on a boozy outing with his teammates yesterday when he rocked up to Fed Square about 5pm (AEST) wearing a pink nightie with the sex toy strapped around his waist…

“Fev had a foot-long dildo hanging out of his pink muu-muu in full public view outside the bar,” said a witness who asked not to be named.  “I saw him hit a couple of girls on the head with it. It was a bit off-putting.”

Women’s Forum Australia director Melinda Tankard Reist said Fevola’s actions were inappropriate. “Women should be able to walk freely in public spaces without being sexually harassed in this way,” she said.

Awesomely, police are not looking into the matter because “no one had issued a complaint.”  Which means that women in Melbourne are cool with a guy in women’s pajamas assaulting them with a dildo.  Now if you’ll excuse, I’m moving to Melbourne immediately.

[via FanIQ, which has the disturbing video]


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