Following up on yesterday’s rumor that Girl Next Door/empty vessel Kendra Wilkinson was dating/engaged to Eagles WR Hank Baskett: they’re called rumors for a reason. As WWTDD noted, an insider at E! points out that other Playmates at the Mansion start rumors like this in an attempt to move up in the Hefner pecking order. That source also pointed out that Kendra has a nightly curfew, and Baskett plays football on the other side of the country, so it’s not like they’ve got the greatest foundation for a lasting, meaningful relationship. As if that has anything to do with being engaged, but whatever.
More importantly, Kendra also denied the rumor with an announcement on her MySpace page:
hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!! rumors are sooooooooo fuckin funny. yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol..
I don’t want to nitpick, but that’s not even English. Kendra is 23 years old and has the grammar skills of a seven-year-old. Just as a random comparison, when I was 23 I had graduated college and could write complex five-paragraph orders for Marine tank platoon missions. The lesson being: if you have the choice, die your hair blond, get big fake tits, and have a nice tight ass. Life will be considerably easier.