From the majesty of Spencer Hall and Chris “Town Drunk” Mottram comes this video of Houston wideout Patrick Edwards’ leg meeting an unfortunate end at the hand of one of history’s most evil villains: the dreaded yellow cart. DAMN YOU, CART!
Oh, well. At least they didn’t have to carry Edwards’ very far to place him ON the cart. So that was nice.
This cart belonged to the Marshall band. Watch the video closely and you can actually hear a very large ch-ching at the exact moment Edwards’ leg snaps in twain. Someone get Schweibel, Goetz, and Sieben on the phone right now!