By: 11.07.08

Horses suck.  People who love horses suck.  If you’re not an actual cowboy, horses are a complete waste of your time.  To quote the foremost expert on the subject:

They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!! [They also paralyzed Superman – Ed.]

So anyway, here’s a stupid horse doing a why-the-long-faceplant, and its country club douchebag rider goes down with it.  God I love watching this video.  If scientists can ever harness the raw energy of schadenfreude, I’m gonna singlehandedly put the oil companies out of business.

[Don Chavez]

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