Here’s a quick look at some things I won’t be covering in detail before the year ends.
- Busted Coverage reveals sports’ hottest D-list power couple: Lingerie Football League player/Playboy model Melany Denyse (pictured) and MMA fighter KJ Noons. Follow the links to see more pictures of her — some of them without her shirt! Hooray!
- Larry Fitzgerald allegedly got a little rough with his baby mama. She says he, uh, spiked her face. [Sports by Brooks]
- Rolling Stone goes in-deep in its coverage of real-life superheroes. Melany Denyse’s Catwoman can save me from the evils of blue balls.
- Say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon: the top 35 viral videos of the year. [YepYep]
- Hey, the Armed Forces Bowl is on! And you’re missing it! Here’s an update. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
- Watch the ball drop tonight on CNN, where Andersoon Cooper will host with foil Kathy Griffin. [TiFaux]
Check back in at midnight Eastern time for a special New Year’s post. Until then, drink heavily, and don’t drive anywhere.