According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”
The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”
I may disapprove of drunk driving, but I’ve got Charles’s back on everything else. Blowjobs are the fountain of youth. There’s nothing else on Earth that will make a 45-year-old man giddy like a 16-year-old boy. Honestly if I had the choice between the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl and getting the best blowjob of my life… let’s just say I’d probably run that stop sign too.
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