Former Buffalo Bills quarterback and amateur Adam Sandler lookalike JP Losman signed with the UFL today. He’ll be playing (presumably) for the Las Vegas franchise, which still doesn’t have a name, but you wouldn’t name a baby that wasn’t gonna live for more than six months, would you?
“I have followed JP’s career since his early days with Buffalo where he impressed me with his raw talent, passing accuracy and on-field competitiveness,” said Jim Fassel, Head Coach of the Las Vegas franchise. “JP has all the attributes of a great professional quarterback and I am truly looking forward to working with him. I am anxious to start the season with JP at the helm of this Las Vegas franchise and show what we can do on the field.” via.
Losman was the Bills’ No. 1 pick in 2004. A lot of good that did, I’d say. So is the UFL the last stop in Losman’s NFL career? The debate whimpers on, along with one other unsettled paradox. Sure, shampoo goes on first and cleans the hair, but conditioner leaves the hair silky and smooth. Oh really, fool.