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BREAKING: USAIN BOLT IS FAST

By 08.20.09

Remember that world record that Usain Bolt set over the weekend in the 100, breaking a world record that he set in the Olympics? He just set another one, this time in the 200…again, breaking his own record. Bolt has run in five sprints, and won all five…each with another world record.

“Just coming out there, I’m just waiting for the lights to flash ‘game over,’ cause I felt like I was in a video game,” said Shawn Crawford, who finished fourth. “That guy was moving — fast.” via.

It’s only a matter of time before he gets popped for drugs, right? How can one guy be so quick for such a span of time…and then get FASTER month after month? So far, nobody’s accused Bolt of being a woman, which makes sense. It’s not like he’s scrubbing countertops or anything.


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