“Alright men! We’ve got a good little gadget here for the goalline. Garrett, you’re gonna fake the handoff to the tailback, then toss the ball over your head like a big sissy. Joel, when everyone else is playing the run, you’re gonna catch that big Nancy pass and squeeze that with all your might. Hold onto it like you’re dragging your girl down a flight of stairs, you hear me boy? Let’s get this one, men! And then all the weed’s on ol’ Coach tonight! Now go get ‘em!” –SB Nation.
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