By: 01.08.10  •  5 Comments

Muhammed Ali, if I can read the card here, was the greatest athlete of any era. Better than Michael Jordan. Better than that one horse that ran really fast. And besides, that’s not an athlete, anyway. That’s a horse. What kind of jumpshot does a horse have? I don’t know if Muhammed Ali ever had a jumpshot. Michael Jordan had a great jumpshot, and he could run. The horse, gosh what was his name again? The horse was probably faster than Michael Jordan. I don’t think Muhammed Ali ever ran at all, but he was probably really good at skeet shooting. And so the greatest athlete of any era is unquestionably NASCAR’s Jimmie Johnson. –Standing Eight Count.

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