This is just a golf hole that looks like a penis. Yeah, that’s about all we’ve got. It was nice of them to leave that towel handy. I have a feeling that we might need it.
So it looks like you blast your drive from where those little balls are, and then you’ll finagle a middle iron to the promised land. But even if your ball rolls off the short grass, you can still get it up and down for a good score. Sorry, I’m actually better at golf than sexual innuendo, and I really suck at golf.
If they move the pin location on this whole in the middle of the day, you might end up like this guy.