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By / 06.16.10

Raleigh McCammon, pictured above, has completed the paper work to be eligible for the June 24th NBA Draft. Because, honestly, who doesn’t need another skinny, baby faced, white guy on their team? Raleigh, which is a really stupid name, entered himself in the draft because he lost a wager with one of the AAU players he coaches.

“One of the kids said, ‘Hey, we have a deal, if you make it to the finals of the league, will you enter the draft?’ and I said fair enough.”

So Raleigh submitted the paperwork along with an impressive resume.

“There’s a spot on the official forms for all your stats, and so I had these ridiculous numbers I posted. It was like 30 points and 30 rebounds, and I had an asterisks by each of them. At the end I said these are estimations based on Xbox.” –WBIR via TerezOwens

Funny enough, the NBA has accepted the University of Tennessee freshman’s entry into the draft. Minnesota GM and idiot savant David Kahn is already anticipating taking McCammon with the 4th overall pick, making Bill Simmons, or anyone with a pulse a better option for the Wolves. “But he’s a 30 point, 30 rebound stud.” Kahn said, when asked for comment. “It’s like he’s the second coming of Ricky Rubio.” Video after the jump.


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