I have a certain love for fat people, at least I do until I have to sit next to one on an airplane. And this Sixers fan at Game 3 of the Philadelphia-Miami series is creating a little turbulence of his own. The Heat actually won this game, but we were all winners after seeing OH DEAR GOD SIR PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON! I’M BLIND! PLEASE SOMEBODY DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST EYE WASH FACILITY! OH THE BURNING! BURNING!
I guess we really were all witnesses.