(note: This image of Air Sex World Championships host and future pro wrestling manager of the decade Chris Trew hyping up the crowd is the most safe-for-life image I could use from this year’s event. If I put up most of the images in this gallery on the main page we’d lose our sponsors and I’d have to get paid with the Mr. Skin Minute. Not a world I want to live in.)
In case you haven’t been closely following the sport of competitive imaginary f**king, the Air Sex competition you may remember from last year has become a national sensation, with competitions popping up in Los Angeles, Chicago, and alongside acts like Donald Glover and Captured! By Robots during Fun Fun Fun Fest in Austin, Texas. The Funfest competition (which featured a guy pantomime-humping to the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers theme song) was such a hit that Air Sex’s “Wrestlemania”, the Air Sex World Championships, came to Austin last weekend. Pretended to come to Austin. You get what I’m trying to say.
Anyway, your perspectives on sex and humanity won’t be complete until you’ve flipped through some pictures of the event. All pics in this gallery are courtesy of Slightly Removed Photography (because how close do you want to get, honestly) and if you’d like to see more, or find out where naked fat guys and the occasional lady will be pretending to blow each other in your area, check out AirSexWorld.com.
Hopefully we can find pictures of this show somewhere.
Host Chris Trew and an extremely difficult photo to put into context.
Oh, this lady is dressed like Santa, this’ll end well, right?
This may or may not be Hank Williams Jr. His career has taken a downturn.
Aaaaand then a Mexican pro wrestler shows up, because everything I write has to be about goddamn wrestling.
GET HIM, HANK, TEACH HIM OUR AMERICAN VALUES
Hey, this is getting pretty good!
This is still my favorite Tool album.
This guy is either having sex or playing lead guitar for Journey.
Yes, that’s a championship belt awarded to the winner. Yes, that almost makes me want to participate.
Really surprised this lady didn’t win, but the Santa squirter might’ve ruined women for everybody.
And your winner. Fun fact: the Air Sex World Championship belt looks better than the WWE Championship.