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Jaromir Jagr = The Masturbating Bear

By 01.13.12

This video, courtesy of The700Level by way of Sportress of Blogitude, features future NHL Hall of Famer Jaromir Jagr sitting on the Philadelphia bench, executing A Brother’s Justice on his junk. It’s not clear exactly what he’s doing*, but Scott Hartnell is drinking Gatorade like Camille Crimson to his immediate left, so who knows, maybe that’s how he blows off steam. The whole thing seems a little NSFW.

And yeah, as funny as the idea of Jagr skating to the bench to furiously rub one out is, his jock scratching technique mostly just reminds me Conan O’Brien’s Masturbating Bear. Compare/contrast:

*In all seriousness, Jagr’s been having groin issues, so he’s obviously just massaging it** to keep everything in working order

**Not an excuse for him to be smelling his finger when he’s done.


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