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Tonight’s WWE Open Discussion thread has a random video game image as the header in honor of PWTorch.com’s amazing, vague “show preview” that has shown up on every dirt sheet as a sneak preview of what’s going down on Raw.
– Here is the preview for tonight’s edition of WWE Monday Night Raw…
* The show will continue the build to WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane.
* The follow up from last week, where the Big Show destroyed Brodus Clay and WWE Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston & R-Truth.
* The continued build to Big Show vs. John Cena at No Way Out.
* The latest build to the World Title match between Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio at No Way Out
* Dark matches announced for tonight are: Punk vs. Bryan and a handicap match of John Cena vs. Big Show & John Laurinaitis.
Quicker version: We don’t have a preview yet but we need that sweet Google traffic, so let’s “what happened on the last show will probably keep happening”, copy-paste it four times and send it out. Pro wrestling journalism is the best. They should start adding footnotes to their Raw previews.
So yeah, we’re probably just gonna play video games tonight. As a reminder, my 10 favorite comments from tonight’s discussion will be included in tomorrow’s Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 6/4/12 report. To nominate a comment for top 10 status, please respond to it with a +1. To nominate yourself for my best friend ever, take a With Leather or @MrBrandonStroud sign to Raw and hold it in front of one of those weird creepy Sheamus cosplay kids so it’ll get on TV.