‘Full Back Mount Here … Aw This Is Nasty’ – Joe Rogan And Mike Goldberg Call The Miley Cyrus VMA Performance

I don’t know how we hadn’t seen this before — and with almost four million views, you already might’ve — but here’s Miley Cyrus rubbing her raw turkey butt on Robin Thicke’s Beetlejuice crotch set to commentary by Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg of the UFC. It’s so perfect you should be experiencing something akin to the ending of Contact right now. (H/T to Cage Potato)

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