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Keith Olbermann Translates Alex Rodriguez And His Effing Bull-Bleep

By 11.21.13

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“This is effing bull-bleep!”

If you want an enjoyably-wordy explanation for why Alex Rodriguez walked out of his arbitration hearing like a pissy teenager, look no further than Keith Olbermann, a man not afraid to quote Woody Allen in a sports report and call Mike Francesa Santa Claus.

Olbermann “translated” Rodriguez’s statement, Fire Joe Morgan style, and expertly explained how Alex sorta f*cked himself up beyond repair. What happens when you run out of people to throw under the bus? What happens when the court’s bus has Bigfoot wheels?

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New bucket list goal: go to the Hall of Fame with A-Rod and senior citizen Clemens.

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