11.24.08 9 years ago 6 Comments

I got off to a pretty bad start today. I called Brady Quinn a rookie (he isn’t), then I called Virginia Tech West Virginia (it isn’t).  Then I wrote about American soccer. Then my Internet shit the bed for half an hour. Good times.

So, on the off chance that anyone still reads this blog, here’s my mea culpa: a kid trying to do a bike stunt smashes his face into concrete. That’s really more my wheelhouse. No bothersome facts to get wrong, just some good ol’ fashioned enjoyment of some anonymous child’s pain.

Be sure to learn some important first aid measures here. Like, if you see someone bleeding profusely from the face, DO NOT try to stop the bleeding. It’s much more important that you ask him, “Dude, are you okay?” while you continue filming.

[Don Chavez]

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