CHEERLEADERS ARE GOOD AT BASKETBALL

I don't know what kind of drugs you need to take in order to get to the point of, "Hey, we should totally throw a cheerleader through the basketball hoop," but I'd like to try them.  Because my heroin-ecstasy-cocaine-horse tranquilizer cocktail just isn't cutting it any more.  What's that you say?  Needs more horse tranquilizer?  Oh, that's your solution for everything.

[Sons of Sam Malone

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