I don't know what kind of drugs you need to take in order to get to the point of, "Hey, we should totally throw a cheerleader through the basketball hoop," but I'd like to try them. Because my heroin-ecstasy-cocaine-horse tranquilizer cocktail just isn't cutting it any more. What's that you say? Needs more horse tranquilizer? Oh, that's your solution for everything.
CHEERLEADERS ARE GOOD AT BASKETBALL