America’s H-Back is still piddling around with that video camera that his wife got him for Christmas (I’m guessing), but Redskins tight end Chris Cooley doesn’t really seem to be grasping the fact that internet videos are terrible without cats, an 80s soundtrack, or pratfalls (or if you’re lucky, all three). I guess Cooley is pretending to be Cowboys tight end Jason Witten, but he looks more like a serial killer chilling in the Bayou more than some preppy dude from Tennessee. And since when does Witten have Kato as a sidekick? I guess the secret’s out now: Jason Witten is the Green Hornet. as seen here.