The occasionally masturbatory Brandon M. points out that Oscar De La Hoya's niece, reality TV's Daisy De La Hoya, has made it to the final six "contestants" on the VH-1 television program, Rock of Love 2 [The Revenge! –GEd]. For those unfamiliar with the show, it's hosted by Poison's Bret Michaels and it's pretty much the greatest scam ever.
Twenty lucky ladies will get their chance for an All-Access pass to Bret Michaels' heart and to share in all his superstar lifestyle…The girls who best meet Bret's needs shall be rewarded with exclusive gifts, dates and travels worthy of a music superstar. Over several weeks, Bret will offer the women who rock his world VIP passes allowing them to remain in his home – and his heart. The women who don't will be sent packing. Competition will be ferocious – for in the end only one lady will walk away a true Rock Star Girlfriend.
Rock Star Girlfriend? And he made an entire show out of this? And then managed a second season?! Where's the girl that won the first show? Probably in a dumpster in Kansas City somewhere. Tip of the bandanna to you, Mr. Michaels. If there's anything more American than rock n' roll, it's treating dumb, beautiful women like the absolute trash they aspire to be.