Not to bring you down further on this somber 9/11 anniversary, but SPORTSbyBROOKS (that's ALLCAPSnoSPACES) is reporting that famed FSU Cowgirl and Internet phenomenon turned pin-up model turned SI.com columnist Jenn Sterger has been fired from the "two-letter."
I've never quite understood why the backlash against Sterger was so pronounced. Everyone was all, "She just got the job because she's hot" and "She's not even that hot." And — this is gonna be hard for you to believe — but I've even read diatribes against her breast implants. As if they were bad. What a bunch of homos. Like it's some kind of surprise that attractive people get jobs. It's no secret that's how I got this gig. With Leather just wouldn't be a credible source of judgment if I weren't so attractive.
Anyway, good luck, Jenn. Enjoy your new gig at NFL Gridiron Gab, and I hope to see you in a reality show soon. And remember, if it doesn't work out… two words: Sex. Tape.