Over the line, Dude.
Okay, Thanksgiving is in two days. Time for turkey-related sports stories. Up first: Cincinnati’s Turkey Bowl, in which people bowl on an ice rink using turkeys as bowling balls. Why? Because it’s Ohio.
The person with the highest score after three rounds wins $100 cash and “WKRP in Cincinnati” DVDs including the series’ famous “Turkeys Away” episode…
The frozen birds used in Turkey Bowl are discarded store turkeys not intended for anyone’s table.
I think it goes without saying that this would be one thousand percent better with live turkeys.